my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story

indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

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thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…


don’t do that stop doing that

drtyblvd:

Race the Tube  - Will he make it?

unsulk:

went to the beach 2nite
wristprn:

#Rolex #Submariner | #WRISTPORN by @dom_27 | www.wristporn.net (at WRISTPORN HQ)
h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

Sri lankan train rides. Photo Tom Hawkins
All that and you go with a fucking flat bar…